Sunday, 6 January 2008

Forgive me

Forgive me. It has been a month since my last confession.

Forgive me for not changing anything on my blog. I know some people got upset about a few things I said, but I decided to sleep on it (for a whole month, you say?) and will definitely not alter a word. Why? Because my blog reflects exactly what I felt at that point in time (pardon cliche) and I think that's the whole point. It's not meant to be rational or thought-through or kind or pink or fluffy and if I upset anybody it's because I was tired and weary and I think it's the perfect example of how, under certain circumstances, the tiniest of things can suddenly turn into molehills.

Far from deleting anything, therefore, I leave it as testament to my own pathetic weaknesses. I mean - honestly! When I look back and see I was having a tantrum because I didn't get to sit where I wanted to at the dinner - HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT!!!!! It's not upsetting. It's just plain funny! So there!


On to another question which I promised to answer recently. At a party not so very long ago one lovely gentleman who'd been kind enough to have a read-through of my blog wanted to know why or how padded knickers could be regarded as a contraceptive. I've mulled over this for quite some time, trying to find the right answer and I've come up with the following: It's impossible to explain to somebody who is unfamiliar with padded knickers quite what effect they can have on your whole persona, so Mr X (who shall remain nameless LOL) - the only solution to your question is for you to borrow a pair, wear them, and then tell me just how damned sexy you feel in them!!!!!!!!!!! (or not - as you will surely find out)

(you can, of course, borrow mine if you like. In fact, you can HAVE them!!!)


Lastly, somebody asked me how I had raised my money. Very briefly:
(a) sponsorship from friends
(b) sponsorship from ladies' groups in return for a presentation afterwards
(c) car boot sales
(d) virtual coffee mornings (amazingly successful)
(e) knitting lessons for children
(f) collection at school
(g) cake sales

That's it for now. Without further ado, Goodnight!

And may I once again say an enormous THANK YOU to everybody who sponsored me and made this all possible. It was tough, enlightening and bloody brilliant!!!

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