Oh and - as promised ...

187 ALTERNATIVE USES FOR PADDED KNICKERS

Oh, all right then – I promise not to post all 187, but here are a few of them:

· Fancy head dress for a camel

· Pillow for camel cart driver

· Bust expansion

· Bullet-proof vest

· Handbag

· Toilet seat cover

· Hanging basket

· Udder protection

· Door mat

· Padding for cage on top of elephant to stop chafing

· Emergency sanitary towel

· Post-coital knickers for extra absorption

· Collection for IVF

· Ear muffs

· Draught excluder

· Frost protection for plants

· Crash helmet for rabbit

· Over-door baby bouncer/sling

· Incontinence knickers for elderly relative

· Incontinence knickers for incontinent relative!

· Sledge

· Dog chew

· Parachute

· Contraceptive

· Life raft

· Shoulder pads

· Nose bag

· Cot bumper

· Emergency airplane slide

· Firelighter

· Rice strainer

· Flag

· Sporran

· Catapult

· Bagpipes

Get the idea? Yep! That’s about as sophisticated as our entertainment got …